Monday 28 February 2022

Warsaw Feb 2022 Part 2

 Hello, and welcoming to this unusual, belated and final edition of an English Fool Abroad with his Sketchbook, 2022 Warsaw Edition.

I’ll tell you all about my second, and as it worked out, last full day in Warsaw shortly, but let me just explain that when I got back to the hotel for a late afternoon rest on Thursday, I saw urgent messages from many of my nearest and dearest asking me to contact them as soon as possible. To cut a long story short, everyone was worried about the situation in neighbouring Ukraine. Not that anyone thought there was any danger to anyone in Poland, but they were all worried about the reports of potentially millions of refugees flooding into Poland, and possibly causing havoc with the transport situation.
Now, the rational side of me thought that it’s unlikely to have an effect while I’m in Warsaw – but then I couldn’t say it was impossible either. Situations can change suddenly. My kids were worried, Mary was a bit worried, and there was a flight leaving on the Friday which I could get booked onto. Sometimes you need to take a chance, but sometimes you need to err on the side of caution. So it was that I came home a day early on Friday. I didn’t post on Thursday because I was exhausted with the amount of sketches I had made and walking I had done, and then there were other bits and pieces that I needed to do in preparation – filling in the UK locator form etc. Friday I was travelling , and yesterday, well, I was looking after Ollie, and helping him make a viking ship (as you do). So that’s my excuse.
Coming back to Thursday, when I left the hotel after breakfast, I didn’t know that this was going to be my last full day in Warsaw, but as it was, I don’t think I could have done much more or seen much more than I did, even if I had known. I began the day with a walk along the Vistula towards the Royal Castle, as I had done on Wednesday. It was a beautiful bright day in Warsaw, chilly with a lazy wind blowing, but with a beautiful blue sky from dawn until sunset. I could have taken the bus, but I wanted to stop and sketch the statue of Syrenka Warszawa, which I’d passed the day before.

The Syrenka – is that from siren, I wonder? – is a symbol of Warsaw, and as I later found out in the Museum, it has been since the 14th century at least. The story goes that way back in the dim and distant past, the mermaid would swim in the Vistula, releasing fish caught in fishermen’s nets. The fishermen, understandably miffed about this, set out to trap her, but fell in love with her siren song. A rich merchant then trapped her, but when the fishermen heard her cries they attacked the merchant and freed her. Out of gratitude she swore to protect the city and its residents – hence the sword and shield.
I took a turn around the old walls of the citadel. Somehow yesterday I managed to avoid the Barbican, but now I stopped and sketched it. Hmm. . . barbican. I’m sure it’s my age, but every time I hear that word, I also hear in my mind’s ear the dulcet tones of former Southampton FC manager Lawrie McMenemy – (Barbican. It’s brewed like a true lager, but then some silly bugger taks all the alcohol oot) Of course, before the name was appropriated by the original no alcohol lager, a barbican was a fortified gateway.


The barbican is the gateway to the old town. In the centre of the old town was another stature of the Syrenka, surrounded by the open air ice rink. One side of the whole town square is taken up by the Museum of Warsaw. This look like a row of old houses, for the very good reason that it actually is a row of old houses. Just prior to the outbreak of world war 2, some of the houses had been bought with a view to converting them into a museum. They were in a hell of a state after the war, but rebuilt as they had been, with the interior’s all being made into the museum. It’s a brilliant idea, and I thoroughly enjoyed my visit. Well, I did once it had begun. Only. . . well my guidebook said that it opened at 10. Rubbish – on the window it clearly tells you that it doesn’t open until 11. This was time I used making the sketch that you can see here

I did give the guidebook the chance to redeem itself, by taking one of its recommended walking tours when I left the museum, walking from Sigismund’s Column in the Castle Square, to the University , about a kilometre away. This took in the Presidential Palace - very nice, I suppose, if you like that sort of thing, and Holy Cross Church. It’s a very pleasant looking , fairly imposing baroque church, but what makes it particularly noticeable is the fact that it is home to the heart of Frederic Chopin. The rest of his remains are in the famous Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris. In the same way that it’s difficult to escape from Mozart in Vienna, you’re never that far away from Chopin in Warsaw. You can’t criticise the people of Warsaw for their pride in the local lad, either.

Another local lad made good can be seen just across the road and down a bit from the church too. I stopped for a while to make the sketch of the statue of Nicolaus Copernicus. The concept of a heliocentric solar system – one which placed the Sun rather than the Earth at the centre – had actually been around since ancient Greek times, but it wasn’t until Copernicus published his De revolutionibus orbium coelestium (About the Revolution of the Heavenly spheres)just before he died that the theory gained any traction in the western world. It may be just as well for Copernicus that he didn’t publicise this idea until he was practically on his death bed, since espousing the theory brought down the full wrath of the Catholic church upon many people through the next few decades, including Galileo.

A short ride on the Metro from the University station brought me to the imposing bulk of Stalin’s Gift.

I’d better explain that. In 1952 the Soviet Union made a gift to the people of Poland of the Palace of Culture and Science. Construction took three years, by which time Stalin had shuffled off this mortal coil. It was originally designated Joseph Stalin’s Palace of Culture and Science, but the dedication to Stalin was removed as Uncle Joe ‘s memory became a bit of an embarrassment to the Soviet Union. The building – which is massive and certainly striking - houses theatres, cinemas and libraries. It has to be said that it’s a building that tends to polarise opinions – there are probably as many people who would like to see it pulled down as there are people who see it as a striking symbol of Warsaw.
Making all of the sketches you see here had taken it out of me a bit, so I took a tram back to my favourite bridge in Warsaw, the Poniatowski Bridge, then a bus from there back to the hotel, quite pleased with what I’d achieved during the day. Then I saw the messages I talked about earlier, and this was the beginning of the end of my time in Warsaw. I didn’t get to take the hop on hop off sightseeing tour I’d planned, nor did I go to a Chopin recital that I’d been considering. But other than that, I’d done pretty much everything I’d planned previously.
As for Friday, the flight was at 11am from Monty Modlin airport. I left the hotel at about 6 am, and set myself the challenge of making the journey without using a taxi. I walked to the Poniatowski Bridge, where I took a tram to the Central Station. Central Station to the town of Monty Modlin, and today the courtesy bus to the airport was actually there. So I arrived with 3 hours to spare, as suggested by my daughter Jenn, and really that’s about all there is to it. I can’t say I was that sorry to come home a day early, when all is said and done. Warsaw has its appeal, and I’m glad that I went. But I can’t say that it’s likely to be in my top capital cities to visit. Not that I’m complaining – when you consider its History in the last 100 years it’s incredible it’s as good as it is. So thanks for tuning in.

Warsaw - Feb 2022

Well, hello! Welcome to the Spring 2022 Edition of An English Fool Abroad with his Sketchbook. Can you believe that it’s been two years since I last left the shores of dear old Blighty, sketchbook in hand, to add another European country and capital city to the list of those that I’ve bagged. What’s that – you didn’t mind the wait? Blooming cheek. Yes, alright, I know that I visited Edinburgh last summer, and thoroughly enjoyed it. But Warsaw‘s not Edinburgh. We’ll come to that.
I had a late flight to Warsaw yesterday. We arrived at gone 10 local time. Here’s another thing. I didn’t know that Poland is on CET which is only one hour ahead of the UK, I don’t really know why, but I somehow assumed it would be more than that. Now, Warsaw has two airports. If you’re a quizzer, or maybe even if you’re not, then you’ll know that Chopin airport serves Warsaw. Named, appropriately enough, after Frederick Chopin, it’s fairly close to Warsaw. Then there’s Modlin airport. I don’t know for certain that it’s named after the 1960s and 70s broadcaster Monty Modlin, and I have to say that I would be surprised if the good people of Warsaw are even aware of his work, let alone fans of it. Blimey, there can’t be many of us in the UK who remember him either. However, I digress. Compared with Chopin airport, Modlin is a fair old step from Warsaw. Now, I hate spending out on taxis, or airport transfers. However, frantic googling on Sunday and Monday revealed that the route to the hotel was going to be long and involved. What I decided upon was to take the advertised courtesy bus from the airport to Modlin station – yes, free, so very attractive to me, then the train from Modlin to Warsaw central station, then to walk from the central station to the hotel.
So I waited for the courtesy bus. And waited. And waited. Every 15 minutes my arse. After about ¾ of an hour I gave in and caught a taxi to the station. AT the station, I was amazed how cheap the ticket was. The length of the journey is slightly longer than taking the train from Port Talbot to Cardiff. I’m not sure how much that costs nowadays, but I bet it’s more than £2.90, which is what I worked out the journey had cost me.
Okay, so I was at Warsawa Centralna station, and to be honest I just couldn’t face the half hour walk I’d worked out in advance. Yes, I know, they will be forcing me to tear up my international cheapskate card after this. So I took a taxi. I was quoted 40 zloty – that's just over 7 quid, so not too bad, and I agreed. Well, when we arrived, I handed over a 100 note, and the driver tried to pull the ‘I ain’t got no change, guvnor’ routine. I mean he didn’t say exactly those words, but the gist was the same. Now, if I’d gone along with this I would really have been drummed out of the international cheapskates club, so I stood my ground, insisted, and after 5 minutes, lo and behold, he did find some change. There you go.
I took a while to fall asleep, but when I awoke I was determined to make the best of the day. I took breakfast in the hotel. 30 zloty – about £5:40. I can’t remember who (apologies if it’s you)but I was having a conversation with someone a while back about whether I was nervous going on my own, and I said something bland like – if you wouldn’t behave like that at home, don’t behave like that in someone else’s country. If all else fails, play the clueless, helpless English fool, and hope that sympathy will get you through. We went on to talk about things that you would do on holiday that you wouldn’t do at home, and one of them was that I wouldn’t mix sausage, ham and hard boiled eggs with American waffles like I did this morning. And two cappuccinos and two glasses of orange juice. Look, if you don’t want me going back for thirds, then you only have to say so (but you’d better have a smile on your face when you say it).
Off exploring, then. Now, I’d worked out that the route to the royal castle of Warsaw consisted of basically following the Vistula River – which I can see from the window of my room as I write, or I would if I hadn’t closed the blinds – northwards. Yes, for about half an hour as it turned out. Made me feel slightly better about taking the taxi last night. Now, I hope that the membership committee of International Cheapskates read this next bit. There was a cunning plan behind the decision to visit the castle today. It’s free on Wednesdays. I enjoyed it too, well worth a look if you’re ever in Warsaw. One of the most interesting things about it was the way that the castle had to be rebuilt after World War II. And you really don’t need to go very far in Warsaw to find other reminders of the way that the city and its people suffered during the 19th and 20th centuries. I made the first sketch of the day in castle square, with my back to the castle as I sketched King Sigismund’s Column. Please supply your own innuendo if you need one.
King Sigismund Vasa III is the chap it memorialises, and was put there on the initiative of his son, King Ladislaus IV. Incidentally, Vasa was the name of a dynasty of Swedish Kings, so I shall have to find out the connection there. There is a legend associated with the statue. When King Sigismund lowers his sabre it is a sign that catastrophe is imminent, and apparently the statue suffered damage of this kind in 1944, just before the Uprising.
The Uprising. I took a mooch around the old town where I was impressed to see an open air skating rink in the middle of the town square. Nobody skating on it mind you, but I can’t blame them because it’s very slippy out there. Following that, I walked to the Monument to the 1944 uprising. Organised by the Polish Resistance in the summer of 1944, the idea was that the uprising would see Polish patriots try to liberate Warsaw from the retreating German army, who were being pushed back by the Red Army. The Red Army halted operations, which enabled the German army to eventually defeat the insurgents and destroy parts of the city in retaliation. The Uprising lasted over 60 days, and resulted in a huge loss of life, and destruction of the city. The monument was unveiled in 1989, ironically just months before the end of the communist era. Beautiful, I don’t think it is. Powerful , striking and moving it most definitely is.
Be honest, you’re probably waiting for me to use the T words aren’t you? That’s trams and trains, folks. My view was –why put off the inevitable. I love trams and I love Metros or Underground railways, so these two were always going to be on the agenda for this, the first day. A relatively short walk from the Monument was a metro station. Allow me to share its name with you –Ratusz Arsenal. Now, if this didn’t immediately make you think of the phrase – not giving a Rat’s A**e – then you’re a far better, less childish person than I am. To be fair to myself I did manage to stop giggling after about a quarter of an hour. Not that impressed with the Metro if I’m honest. The couple of stations I used were pretty non-descript, in that bland, central European way. What have these people got against plastering the walls with advertising, like the tube does. Lot of concrete too, but then any city which suffered as Warsaw has in the last 100 years is certainly going to have more than its fair share of concrete.
Mid to late afternoon and I decided to stop feeding the soul and start feeding the body. Luckily I found a place serving genuine Polish cuisine. I think it might have been founded by a Scottish émigré, hence the name, McDonalds. Alright, eating McDonalds is not big and it’s not clever, but if it makes you feel any better, I did get my comeuppance for it. While I was riding the Metro there must have been a bit of a downpour, since when I emerged from the station everyone had umbrellas up and the streets were soaking. Well I avoided that one, but when I came out of McDonalds it came back for another go. It didn’t help that they were only doing takeouts when I went in. And let me tell you this, McDonalds bags do not like the wet. Thankfully I found a covered tramstop. I was there for a long time too, since I made my first tram sketch of the trip before I picked a random tram to get on.
And that, ladies and gents, is just about it. Tomorrow the Museum of Warsaw is freemans, so I shall definitely be going there. I also fancy the hop on hop off sightseeing tour too. Other than that, well, we’ll see where the mood takes me. Have a good evening, and tune in tomorrow for more of this nonsense

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